hey all you girls on facebook who refer to your best friend as “wife”

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

smarmosaur:

pancakenation:

adamusprime:

stop

Derby girls do that.  It’s a tradition.  Just saying.

My best friend is my soul mate, I will never stop referring to her as my wife, and who are you to tell me to stop doing something that doesn’t bear any difference on your life whatsoever? Jerk.

oh dayyyyyum someone got told

if you marry her so much why don’t you just marry her

I call her my wife my mom and my daughter… because she is all of those things.